pro-oatmeal

protein oatmeal, can also be mixed with, (protein, roids, creatine, hgh, glutamine, test boosters, and nitric oxide.)

me and the bros hit the gym early in the AM, before we went to get chicks. We ate our daily bowl of pro-oatmeal so we'd look super swoll.

by brolife July 13, 2011

Oatmeal Creampie

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit

Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “

by Craven Moorehead October 23, 2022

Oatmeal Kiss

When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.

Dude 1: My girlfriend wanted to oatmeal kiss last night.

Dude 2: Lucky motherfucker

by FuckmeKazuha January 27, 2022

oatmeal pie face

kenya moore

boo boo… oatmeal pie face… sheree would not be the one to mess with

by thee bone collector November 5, 2022

Oatmeal trick

When you pull a sick trick using oatmeal, like getting someone to say “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” in court.

*Spectators chanting*
“Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick!”
*Whips out oatmeal*
“WHOOOOOO”

by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022

Strawberry oatmeal

Whilst eating pussy you suddenly realize she has her period resulting in throwing up in the pussy and then going in for round 2

Dude, I had the best strawberry oatmeal last night...

by Trapfit January 15, 2016

Oatmeal Creampie

When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.

“Jessica got oatmeal creampied this morning in the cafeteria.”

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018