Belly oyster

When the male ejaculates sperm into the women's belly button, then sucks the pecker snot out of the belly button as if they were sucking oysters out of their shell

Aww babe let me take a belly oyster shot off of ya

My ex girlfriend always made me swallow my belly oyster .

by [e-mail] June 15, 2017

oyster flu

when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women

DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.

by 1 slice November 1, 2017

Oyster Bay

In OB we have a cute lil bay thats kinda gross but noone really cares, the only time anyone wants to come here is Oyster Fest, and we have like four pizza places even though its small

i go to Oyster Bay to go fishing.

by big tore December 9, 2017

oyster neck

When someone's neck doesn't extend past their shoulders.

That boy got an oyster neck

by Biscuit neck 101 May 15, 2016

oyster pancake

What is created when your balls slap a girls vagina while you are fucking her analy.

Dude, I got to make some oyster pancakes last night going balls deep on some chick.

by Blam420 September 16, 2013

Oyster Roast

a social gathering of many whores.

I can't wait to use my knife to pry open some oysters at the oyster roast tomorrow night!

by Mr. Tall Nut aka Nuttall March 27, 2012

California Oysters

A fancier way of saying human testicles.

My sister kicked me in the california oysters.

by TitaniumTesticle June 13, 2021