born-once 

A Christian who doesn't feel the need to annoy or recruit others to their faith.

Would you like to hang out in a subway station and shout Scripture at strangers?
No, thanks. I'm born-once.

born-once by HevvyP March 13, 2011

don't chase two hares at once

( погонища за двумя зайцеми не одного не роймаешь, in Russian) : don't do two things at once

If you want to do two jobs, and both of them well, don't chase two hares at once.

don't chase two hares at once by Uncle Dimma January 27, 2015

i once went to peru 

Use of cocaine

I once went to Peru after meeting Courtney Love.

I once went to Peru before school.

i once went to peru by kiwibirdie March 30, 2010

listens to stormzy once 

Wannabe road man/woman who listens to shut up by stormzy and now thinks they know all his songs and think there hard

Yo shut up is sick

Is that the only stormzy song you know
Yeah but it's the best
God listens to stormzy once

listens to stormzy once by @yo.esketit January 12, 2018

I can't do two things at once 

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.

"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".

I can't do two things at once by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023

Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

An improved version of the song 'All Star' made by the band Smash Mouth.

Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.

Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni by Macaroni55 August 31, 2020

Friend-once-removed 

A friend of a friend; one that perhaps you've never met or you aren't well acquainted enough with to call them a proper friend, but your friend is close with.

The 'once' part can be changed depending upon how close this friend is; Your friend's friend's friend's friend would be your friend-thrice-removed.

I was talking with Jen the other day. Turns out my friend-once-removed Darren is in a band that's playing at the club on Friday. Wanna come see them with us?

Friend-once-removed by Mwezzi December 28, 2008