woke dummy

A person who thinks they're really smart, but shows their stupidity by not believing in voting, journalism, viruses or equal rights

Mike's always complaining about racism, but he won't even go vote - just another woke dummy.
Eddie's a real woke dummy. He swears he loves the community, but he treats women like shit.
Theresa's got a big corporate job, but she tells all her friends the pandemic is a hoax. What a woke dummy!

by HB2020 November 9, 2020

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Dummy thicc

When your so thicc the claps of your ass cheeks alert the guards

#1:hes so dummy thicc it's hard to not notice him

#2:*clap clap clap*

by Never_existed January 1, 2021

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Fun Dummy

Some one you keep in your crew just because they are fun to laugh at when they do or say dumb things, you aren't usually laughing with this person but at them.

ted said that black ops four is better than modern warfare two, hahaha he is such a fun dummy.

by yoooooome54321 February 20, 2019

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Stupid Dummy

A term used to describe something that is so unbelievable(in an extraordinarily good way) that you can’t wrap your mind around it.

*girl with phenomenal ass walks by*
Guys thought in his head: “that girl stupid dummy slim thicc”

by CJC728 November 26, 2021

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Greggs Dummy

A Pasty or Sausage Roll used usually by single Mom's as a Dummy or Pacifier to keep their yappy future criminal in a pushchair silent for 10 minutes so they can have a cigarette or drink of cider in peace.

Look at that classy lady over there by the bus-stop sucking a dick.... she's distracted her kid for 5 minutes with a Greggs Dummy so she can earn this weeks rent money.

Poor little baby, he's got a Greggs Dummy for dinner again.

by BuckT March 2, 2022

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