Numb Luck

When you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you'd be lucky if you went numb.

Ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. The yeti then bashed Ryan's skull in the door 8 times, causing Ryan to spit up blood and 4 teeth. Ryan couldn't feel anything from the neck down after the yeti had broken his spine.
"Haha, I guess you could say this was Numb Luck! Ha!" Mumbled Ryan.

by The Darkone November 13, 2016

numb bra

i have no clue i think its a girl thing

Hey i heard susie had a numb bra!
poor girlie…

by Benj0-defines June 2, 2022

numbing mints

Mint that is taken before oral sex, to prevent gagging.

Yo how is your head game so strong?
It’s these numbing mints dude

by RatShit69 August 27, 2022

Numb Dogging

Having sexual intercourse with a woman off SSRI's

I just got done numb dogging

I never nut off the prozac

Its numb doggin November

by percskeemin December 16, 2021

Numb fuck

Noun. Numb fucker.

Comes from the family of numb nuts.

What. It's empty numb fuck.

by Real grammar wiz September 17, 2017

COS-numbness

The feeling of not caring about how hard COS modules are because you've already made it passed data structures and algorithms...no future COS module can faze you atp

I passed COS 212 I have reached COS-numbness

by Computer stiecentist March 26, 2024

numb juice

Alcohol.

Imma go to the store and gemme some numb juice, yo!

by Shuaman November 10, 2022