Nostradamus-ing

Saying something strange and usually choppy or vague in meaning, then using extremely stretched synonyms and possible controlled substances to apply it to a current topic.

Nostradamus:"Beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers:
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."

Random Crackhead: -falls out of chair- "dats fuggin hitlerr mann"

Crack-head's Mom: "Honey, the kid is Nostradamus-ing again!"

by Capn Oakley December 23, 2010

Nostradoppelgangers

Identical twins who have the uncanny ability to predict the future.

Seth: Casey Wood totally called that Black Swan would be an awesome movie.

Tyler: Tobey told me the same thing, and it was.

Seth: Those two are Nostradoppelgangers.

Tyler: Totally.

by Flashbone December 28, 2010

nostralgia

When a certain smell evokes a memory

I always get nostralgia when I smell candle smoke- it reminds me of my birthday and blowing out candles.

by Gatita1130 November 29, 2013

Nostradamus Nipples

Nipples that are sausage sized or so giant they can see the future

Damn, i fucked this bitch last night her titties were great, but she had those Nostradamus nipples. I swear they were pearing into my soul!

by HammerTiTsMcNasty August 23, 2015

nostradamus

Verb: to nostradumus

Make a prediction

Alex: I think (insert generic sports team) will win/lose (insert generic sports event)
Alan: Way to nostradamus

by bob359 January 22, 2016

Nostralgia

the recollection (often fondly) of a scent from the past

Having finished college in Hawaii and upon returning home to Gary Indiana, Lisa immediately felt a strong sense of nostralgia amid the smeltered air of her youth

by fup duck May 28, 2016

Nosted

When you are so fucked up, life as you know it is confusing. Your speech becomes gibberish and simple tasks become unbearable and logically impossible

“He’s proper nosted look at him”

“You haven’t lived if you’ve never been nosted”

by StoneOver October 14, 2017