jared

A 19 year old who never fucking learned how to read

what up, I'm jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.

by doesanyonevenusethisanymore March 11, 2018

Jared

Jared is someone who is smart. But he does dumb stuff in his free time. Like doing youtube videos.

"OMG did you see Jared's youtube channel gamingcentral32."
"Go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"
"Seriously go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"

by Jared forsdaddy February 1, 2017

Jared

big dick guy

“have you heard about Jared? i heard he has a 12 incher”

by crazy wild niqqa May 4, 2019

Jared

Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)

Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"

by Gared4lyfe July 20, 2017

Jared

A little bitch

Jared's a little bitch

by YESMAM#))) August 27, 2019

Jared

Jared is a person who does two things
1. Becomes a pedophile
2. Cheats on his wife

Person 1: Have you heard of the Jared subway man and projared
Person 2: Aren't they both pedophiles
Person 1: yep

by Toxicdue May 20, 2019

Jared

The best guy you will ever meet. Has a dick longer than a snake. You could tie someone up with it. The funniest person ever and dates weird girls though.

God let me fuck Jared

by ur mom is my gf January 28, 2023