Knee Rape

malicious gropage of an exposed knee, often feigned as accidental, we know what they really meant to do.

Did you just Knee Rape me???

by Pierre the llama January 17, 2009

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Knee steer

When you use your *knee* to *steer* the steering wheel of a car

Used mostly when you have better things to do with your hands than to turn the wheels of your car.

Handy for eating, changing CD:s, putting on makeup etc..
Also great for air guitaring those awesome solos!

P1: So i was driving home from work the other day and the radio started playing Freebird!
P2: So what you did?!?
P1: No sweat. I just knee steered for 5 minutes.

by B0hem July 28, 2010

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crunchy knees

Whenever you get up and your knees crackle because you're getting old. Also known as bubbleguts syndrome.

When I got up from the floor I had crunchy knees.

by buttsbot November 29, 2018

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grandma knees

Resulting from consuming large amounts of alcohol or smoking too much weed, grandma knees occur when a person begins to lose their balance and begin to cripple at the knees. This phenomenon is similar to knee struggles that elderly women have.

guy #1: How the fuck did you walk home last night you shotgunned two four lokos before you left the party?
guy #2: Trying to walk home was hell, I had a terrible case of grandma knees.

by yTwigg June 30, 2016

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Shitters Knee

Prolonged leaning forward on the elbows whilst engaging in iPhone gaming during the act of having a particularly tricky bowel movement. With the result of leaving a prominent red mark on the thigh saluting your efforts.

After a heavy drinking session on the Guinness, I was birthing a beast from my ass whilst trying to beat that tricky level on Angry Birds and it left me with serious Shitters Knee.

by DeNinjabreadman December 28, 2011

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