A person with a twangy accent (usually a West Virginian) that does not pause between words and sounds like a banjo. A sentence sounds like one word.
Big Bob is a banjo talker, I can't understand a single word that he is saying. Sounds like he is playing the banjo when he speaks.
by hellyah69 November 10, 2010
Had to work late and my woman was in the mood, so she plucked the banjo until I could get home and bring my instrument to the band!
by katmandoobie June 16, 2015
A coalition of a sexy asian and an emo mexican, two very rare things finally combined to make a supreme being.
The other day i was eating rice while straightening my hair when i realized whoa! im a Banjo Kazoo to the max!
by B Ngo September 12, 2005
by Gary Hess October 13, 2014
Because Winston from Mumford and Sons instrumentals are so good, you get a hardon whenever he plays.
Can't believe the new Mumford and Sons album - every time Winston plays, I get a proper Banjo Stiffy!
by Tidy Rich October 06, 2012
Dude, my wife asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her cousin. I said no and got German Banjoed!
by Bobby Ford August 20, 2011
by KCoff December 08, 2007