Mystic bong

A mystic bong is when you take a lighter, put it under your ball sack and afterwards under it, you light your balls on fire to create your hot semen then you get a girl and get her to smoke your hot nut

Hey babe want some of my mystic bong

by Mr.munt April 16, 2024

Mystic Mafia

The Mystic Mafia is a group of people who think themselves in high standing in Mystic, Connecticut and try to control all town politics from behind secretive closed doors.

You will never get that promotion at work because the Mystic Mafia does not like you.

by 0neHugeWang! November 25, 2024

mystical chicken

memehar

you weird mystical chicken

by john w dodd March 05, 2018

The Mystic effect

The effect of starting a music project, making one or two chords, maybe one melody, and calling it a day and never finishing it ever again.

He just pulled the The Mystic effect, he's never finishing that project!

by obliviousbird April 25, 2025

mystical taco

Sometimes used when referring to a woman's vagina

Did you get any love last night ???

"Yeah ...she gave me a piece of her mystical taco "

by CaseDaGreat May 31, 2017

Mystic Megs

Something that gobbles up your Hard Drive space overnight!

The Mystic Megs have been at it again! I went to bed last night with 800 Megabytes free on my Hard Drive. I awoke today to find only 180 megs.

by Kenny Power September 16, 2006

Wise Mystical Tree

Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down

Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(

by whydidulookthisup October 04, 2022