Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is

yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree

by 23kgoldn October 12, 2022

Mystic bong

A mystic bong is when you take a lighter, put it under your ball sack and afterwards under it, you light your balls on fire to create your hot semen then you get a girl and get her to smoke your hot nut

Hey babe want some of my mystic bong

by Mr.munt April 15, 2024

Mystic Mafia

The Mystic Mafia is a group of people who think themselves in high standing in Mystic, Connecticut and try to control all town politics from behind secretive closed doors.

You will never get that promotion at work because the Mystic Mafia does not like you.

by 0neHugeWang! November 24, 2024

Mystic Hug

The act of a blue mystic gel coming out of your magic wand when giving someone a hug. AKA Ejaculating while giving someone a hug.

Hey, did you hear? Peter gave Sarah a Mystic Hug.

by privatetuker August 4, 2016

mystical chicken

memehar

you weird mystical chicken

by john w dodd March 5, 2018

The Mystical Crew

A family friendly community that everyone adores and loves. It has been around for ages.

Ever heard of The Mystical Crew? I love it here! ~ Billy

by MysticalEdgy May 24, 2023

Wise Mystical Tree

a fucking wise ass mystical tree

shitter: oh hello wise mystical tree

tree: looks at you

by 🤦🏾‍♂️🔫😍 October 9, 2022