mushroom head

another word for penis or bell endlike a mushroom

1)look at my mushroom head its huge!
2)search google images mushroom head for more details

by alex October 22, 2004

mushroom punch

The act of punching someone in the face with the tip of your dick (the mushroom). Most effective while fully erect and pulling back on the head to create tension and releasing. This will leave a "mushroom print" if done correctly.

The hooker who was blowing me kept looking up so i gave her a mushroom punch.

by LiquidShadow8 April 24, 2006

mushroom cap

When the head of the penis is a lot larger the the shaft. Resulting in what looks like the top of a mushroom.

Charlie soon realized that condoms felt odd on his mushroom cap.

by Uncle J J May 27, 2005

Shiitake Mushrooms

Commonly used to avoid saying the word "shit," the origins come from the children's movie "Spy Kids," where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word "shit," but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say "talking mushrooms," to create the illusion of saying "shitalking mushrooms." Nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the Japanese word for mushroom.

shiitake mushrooms= mushroom mushrooms in japanese.

Shh...talking mushrooms!

by kevthegreat55 June 23, 2006

going mushrooming

1. A very trippy orgy, facilitated by drugs.

2. Drunken competition involving trying to see who can find the most circumcised guys in a night. Whether sleeping with them or just yanking down their trousers is the goal depends on house rules at the time. One notes sleeping with them distracts one from keeping an accurate running tally.

3. Game played in the dark, in which one participant attempts to identify others merely by the shape of their penises.

4. Actually going out to pick mushrooms, magic or otherwise. Asking clarification is advised if invited to go mushrooming.

"Hey, we're drunk, we're bored, we're all here... let's go mushrooming!"

Sue liked going mushrooming, but she didn't like losing track of the guys she'd found.

by defiantdefiner April 8, 2010

mushroom tracks

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Pink Mushroom

The penile bellend. The mushroom cap head of a pretty pink penis.

Rachel licked my pink mushroom clean of nut last night.

My pink mushroom is engorged.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018