Murder Jerking

The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.

Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

Murder prank

A trick that is taken way to far, but then treated in light hearted manner when the matter is addressed.

Person 1: "Oh, I am sorry that I crashed your car. It was just a prank."

Person 2:"Yes, a murder prank!"

by Jessica Potgieter August 18, 2016

Murdered By Words

When you get fucked by someones words and don't have anything else to say back to them

Person1: Wat's up how did the quarrel go with him?
Person2: I just got fucking Murdered by words he is too intelectual for me

by Lil bitch that has a ditch May 26, 2020

Comment Murderer

One who comments on a facebook status with a random word, or stupid joke that no one understands or everyone hates, therefore causing other people the sudden urge not to comment on it. Usually this person is not liked by anyone on facebook, and in most cases real life.

Also see comment murder

Person 1 (Joe just posted "asdfhsadf" on my status.)

Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)

by ChAoS x DaRk April 9, 2011

Murder 8

A street name of drugs like opioids.

I got monkey,codiene and murder 8,which one do you prefer?.

by Mark kalif June 10, 2018

Kermit Murder

Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.

Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN

by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020

post-murder

When a person defiles the integrity of a Facebook post by excessively commenting on it or ruining a joke.

Post: "Haha, Randy where are you shoes?"

Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/

by Midnight Manatee August 22, 2011