Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.
by x BILKO x September 07, 2016
The girls family committed social murder, when she was exiled from her family for not having the same values as them.
by Sharpnbrite May 10, 2018
When a person defiles the integrity of a Facebook post by excessively commenting on it or ruining a joke.
Post: "Haha, Randy where are you shoes?"
Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
by Midnight Manatee August 18, 2011
When you Jack-off on to the floor or street then stomp on it thus killing millions of innocent people!
by Dawnrazor December 05, 2018
One who comments on a facebook status with a random word, or stupid joke that no one understands or everyone hates, therefore causing other people the sudden urge not to comment on it. Usually this person is not liked by anyone on facebook, and in most cases real life.
Also see comment murder
Also see comment murder
Person 1 (Joe just posted "asdfhsadf" on my status.)
Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)
Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)
by ChAoS x DaRk March 24, 2011
by Mark kalif May 27, 2018
A New York City slang term for a marijuana delivery service that uses motor vehicles to delivery the marijuana directly to its customers.
by goodprop April 06, 2011