ass munch

An undesirable or offensive person.

"Quit being such an ass munch."

by x January 22, 2003

Bum Munch

When a person has their trousers or underwear stuck up their arse crack.

Oh my god that girls got major bum munch!

by vix&es October 14, 2008

Munch Box

1. A term used to lick the vagina of a girl.

2. A nick name used for a girl. Usually girls named Anne.

Carpet Muncher

1. "Hey there, Can I please lick your vagina? Okay, thanks."

Anne: "Hey Chris!"
Chris: "Munch Box!"

by David Logan February 13, 2008

crunch munch

When you eat someone’s pubic hairs like they are crunch munch popcorn.

“Dude, last night I ate so much crunch munch that I started to feel sick.”

by YummyGummies October 13, 2017

grudge munch

When you angrily eat pussy

"After a stressful week at work I went home and grudge munched my girlfriend"

by hydro889 September 15, 2020

munch oven

Much like the "Dutch Oven" this is when you send your "significant other" under the covers to give you oral and you silent fart. You then keep them trapped under the covers giving you oral until completion.

My boyfriend got a little surprise when he was giving me oral under the covers last week, I put him in the munch oven.

by The Plurimi January 23, 2014

Funky munch

A sexual act where the woman gives a man a blowjob while also trying to place the testicles in her mouth.

Don't stare at where a man zips. He may think you want to give a funky munch

by Peanutbuttersandwich August 28, 2012