muff monger

A term used to describe a man who attracts females and sleeps with them very frequently, another word for a man whore.

Girl: I slept with the Rick last night.

Girl 2: I got with him two nights ago.

Girl: What a muff monger!

by trinitronitron July 18, 2009

muff cruncher

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut

Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night

by Fat_boy_slim_shady January 20, 2009

muff glutton

Someone who has pussy on there face alot

Andy is such a muff glutton I think the only pussy he hasn't had is his nan's and that's because she is really a he

by mitch00uk April 14, 2015

Monster Muff

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.

Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.

by olympicmuffdiver December 9, 2009

muff pat

a fleeting grope of the female genital area - a pat to the muff.

origin: an act performed by a male exotic dancer after showering in the middle of a nightclub primarily for those of a homosexual persuasion.

that was a nice shower, now where's Gill... that girl's gagging for a muff pat

by honeybear9001 July 19, 2010

maxi muff

A combination of Muff Cabbage and Maxi tampon. The ultimate insulting nickname.

Noooo! Not Maxi muff!

by that_gurl;) October 23, 2013

fire muff

A true red headed woman who has bright red pubic hair.

"I banged this chick last night who had a fire muff"

by Craigco December 3, 2007