Poopy Mozzie

A really shitty rainbow six siege player would be referred to as a poopy mozzie for their lack of skill in the game, including while playing as the operator “Mozzie”.

Insingod is a poopy mozzie. I can’t believe that he lost us this game.

by Richeesimo June 21, 2020

moozie

Someone that claims they are a cow despite these claims being questionable

God Sham, look, there's a moozie. Can't believe they think they are a cow!!

by Karl2001 November 6, 2020

Miss Mizzi

Chick with big mascara and a big ass. Known for uncontrollably running her mouth to people who either don't care, don't know her or wish they didn't know her, about things and people that that are irrelevant to anybody but her. Frighteningly dramatic. Easily impregnated almost monthly but too dumb to figure out how that little pill works and oh my! take it everyday?!

"TRICIA! How come Miss Mizzi came up to me in the restaurant and said you were crazy? And guess what else she told me in front of the world?" -Tricia's Mom, after the annoyance

by binky March 30, 2005

Bell Mozzarella

A cheesy substance found underneath the foreskin.

Bell mozzarella is similar to bell cheddar but less mature.

Bell mozzarella is usually tangy and fish smelling.

Andrew clean your bellend before that Mozzarella turns into cheddar!!!.

My girlfriend loves my bell when it is full of Bell mozzarella.

by Mr bogangles December 7, 2011

mozzerella stick with sauce

banging a whore on the beach while ragging, before you finish you stick you penis in the sand then put it back in to completion...

I was banging Ms. Florida on miami beach and right before i came i stuck my cock in the sand and gave her the mozzerella stick with sauce.

by Woppy July 24, 2008

Momzi scheme

A plan put in place by clever mothers whereby they take something of value within their household that is not their own, secretly trade it or sell it for cash, and re-purpose the funds to increase their own wardrobe or jewelry holdings. The scheme works so long as there is an endless supply of goods coming into the home that can easily go un-noticed by a spouse or their family.

Jennifer had developed the perfect Momzi scheme. Each week she would take an oxford shirt out of her husband Tom's closet and hide it in the back of her Lexus. Once a month she would take them to the local consignment store and get enough cash for them to help buy herself a new wardrobe. Tom never noticed the shirts missing, and on the rare occasion he did, Jennifer blamed the dry cleaners. Slowly but surely Jennifer expanded the scheme to include shoes, tools, golf clubs, baseball hats, and universal remote controls. The kids possessions were next on the list.

by Daylorb November 26, 2010

Mozzarella Stick

Basically, its when you have a cheeky wank at home before you go and meet a girl. When you ejaculate you collect the semen in your foreskin and leave it to set and age like a fine cheese. You then court the girl until she is ready to give you oral sex. When she does so she will get a mouthful of your man made cheese.

Ant: Ellen gave me a blowjob last night
Pat: You should have given her a Mozzarella Stick my dude.

by WillyH June 6, 2017