the only way to reflect owl glasses. If someone calls your name and you think they have owl glasses, you hold up the owl monocle (owl glasses with just one "lense"). If they have owl glasses, they need to get on the ground. But be careful, if they dont have owl glasses, you need to get on the ground
drew(with owl glasses): Hey sam!
sam(with owl monocle): YEAH?!
drew: hah-crap
Sam(with nothing): Hey drew!
Drew (with owl monocle): yeah!? Crap
Sam: haha sucks
sam(with owl monocle): YEAH?!
drew: hah-crap
Sam(with nothing): Hey drew!
Drew (with owl monocle): yeah!? Crap
Sam: haha sucks
by lawn dancer May 24, 2010
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A person with only one gigantic eyebrow. Perhaps called a "unibrow". Having too much hair, making it appear to be one eyebrow rather than two.
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Why doesn't Wonder Woman have monoboob too?
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something you get from pussies like Alex Truelove, who have only gotten to first base.
- like herpes, only more embarrassing.
something you get from pussies like Alex Truelove, who have only gotten to first base.
- like herpes, only more embarrassing.
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originated from the late Jake Schumway, rest in peace.
originated from the late Jake Schumway, rest in peace.
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