Mortal Kombat Swaying

The process of getting incredibly drunk to the point where your standing is that of a dizzy/defeated opponent from the original Mortal Kombat games

"The cats knocked my PS5 out of my window so the next best thing to do would to get Mortal Kombat Swaying drunk and sing dizzy karaoke hits and whatnot..

by Shadownaki April 6, 2022

mortality

if one chooses to be hopeful or spiritual, a temporary "what if"-"i have no clue, i'm lost" scenario, placed in your path with the purpose of making you consider things in a different light, for your own ultimate good, and, eventually, value the prospect of living forever more, among other benefits, without feeling bored, because life just keeps going...and going...and going...on, and on, and on...forever.

person on the street: got some mortality?
Doug: no, sorry, i'm all out. (keeps walking)

by wokeup2this July 10, 2022

Mortal Engines

A movie deprived of fun, action, good character writing, compelling story and wasted potential.

Dude: Yo, the Transformers movies are so Mortal Engines.

Dude 2: Agreed totally!

by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 10, 2018