NOT A CULT
the sweetest, nicest, funniest people you will ever meet.
we ARE christian and do NOT worship joseph smith,we believe everyone has a chance and that we will all return to heaven to be with heavenly father and jesus christ. we live worthy lives and some choose to go on missions to preach the word of God but we are not forced to. we are not brainwashed and our guidlines are for the better of everyone. i am very proud to be mormon and everyone thinks thats weird but i love it and i dont care what everyone thinks of me
the sweetest, nicest, funniest people you will ever meet.
we ARE christian and do NOT worship joseph smith,we believe everyone has a chance and that we will all return to heaven to be with heavenly father and jesus christ. we live worthy lives and some choose to go on missions to preach the word of God but we are not forced to. we are not brainwashed and our guidlines are for the better of everyone. i am very proud to be mormon and everyone thinks thats weird but i love it and i dont care what everyone thinks of me
by megan May 7, 2005
Get the mormonmug. Extreme Conservative Moronicness
Sounds so melodic you can't hear the offensive undertone. Great to use for moron Mormons and other Normons.
Sounds so melodic you can't hear the offensive undertone. Great to use for moron Mormons and other Normons.
Ex. His mormonicness made him feel astranged.
Ex. They spread mormonicness as if was butter on a dumb people sandwich.
Ex. They spread mormonicness as if was butter on a dumb people sandwich.
by Tsjiele July 25, 2023
Get the Mormonicnessmug. People who are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
1. We are christians hence we believe in Christ.
2. we are NOT a cult, we are a religion.
3. We believe in the word of wisdom which states not to drink hot drinks (coffe) and stuff that is bad and un clean for our bodies.
4. we believe in the book of mormon which is another testament of jesus christ. Joseph smith translated it.
5. Joseph smith is a true prophet of god, and he did see God the fater and Jesus christ.
6. Most of us live in Utah.
7. Family is one of the most important things in our religion.
8. we pay tithing which is 10% of our monthly income.
9. There are missionaries out all around the world sharing our gospel.
10. i know this church is true
oh yeah, we dont hate african americans, for all the people who think we do, i dont know where you guys got that from.
WE`RE NOT A CULT
1. We are christians hence we believe in Christ.
2. we are NOT a cult, we are a religion.
3. We believe in the word of wisdom which states not to drink hot drinks (coffe) and stuff that is bad and un clean for our bodies.
4. we believe in the book of mormon which is another testament of jesus christ. Joseph smith translated it.
5. Joseph smith is a true prophet of god, and he did see God the fater and Jesus christ.
6. Most of us live in Utah.
7. Family is one of the most important things in our religion.
8. we pay tithing which is 10% of our monthly income.
9. There are missionaries out all around the world sharing our gospel.
10. i know this church is true
oh yeah, we dont hate african americans, for all the people who think we do, i dont know where you guys got that from.
WE`RE NOT A CULT
by mormongirl July 16, 2006
Get the Mormonmug. The best religion in the whole world! They dont have boring church sessions. They have fun youth activities. They have hott missionary elders. They're the best! The only true church on earth. I don't see why anyone could hear about the church and not know it's true because it definitely is and if someone wants me to explain how i know its true i'll explain to them in a second. Theres a lot of false rumors about our beleifs which aren't true. We tend to be very nice people. There's a lot of mormons in Utah. Not many in some other places like in nova scotia. There's like, none. but its all good. I love the church, its amazing.
by Jade September 15, 2005
Get the mormonmug. A name for a someone who does each of the following:
1. Glares at anyone without blonde hair or stupid plastered smile.
2. Rides their bike in the middle of the road, slowing all the real transportation down.
3. Knocks on your door with two friends, one may be the Anti-Christ
4. Believe women should get a lobotomy and keep pushing out more robot children
5. Never leave Salt Lake Valley because everything outside the walls are a danger to them and their children.
6. Believe African Americans are the devil
7. Stick to meat and potatoes every night, because they were born without taste buds
8. Will almost run your car off the road just to get themselves to church faster.
9. Make people cringe with how many children the pop out
10. Get married right out of high school to unsure the rest of their life is just making babies and network marketing
11. Decorating their home will send them to hell
1. Glares at anyone without blonde hair or stupid plastered smile.
2. Rides their bike in the middle of the road, slowing all the real transportation down.
3. Knocks on your door with two friends, one may be the Anti-Christ
4. Believe women should get a lobotomy and keep pushing out more robot children
5. Never leave Salt Lake Valley because everything outside the walls are a danger to them and their children.
6. Believe African Americans are the devil
7. Stick to meat and potatoes every night, because they were born without taste buds
8. Will almost run your car off the road just to get themselves to church faster.
9. Make people cringe with how many children the pop out
10. Get married right out of high school to unsure the rest of their life is just making babies and network marketing
11. Decorating their home will send them to hell
by traptINslc November 7, 2010
Get the Mormonmug. A religion restored by Joseph Smith. We DO NOT practice polagamy!!!! And we are not a cult!!!! We believe the following:
# God is our Heavenly Father. He loves us and wants us to return to Him.
# Jesus Christ is the Son of God. He is our Savior. He redeems us from death by providing the Resurrection. He saves us from sin as we repent.
# Through the Atonement of Jesus Christ, we can return to live with God if we keep His commandments.
# The Holy Ghost helps us to recognize truth.
# The first principles and ordinances of the gospel are faith in Jesus Christ, repentance, baptism, and receiving the gift of the Holy Ghost.
# The Church of Jesus Christ has been restored to the earth.
# The priesthood authority of God exists in His Church today, just as it did in the original Church.
# The Bible and the Book of Mormon are the word of God.
# God reveals His will to prophets today, just as He did anciently.
# Our life has a sacred purpose.
# Families can be together forever.
# Through serving others, we can experience joy and draw closer to God.
And not all mormons like Jello I find it pretty gross personaly! And we do have TVs and electricty. Were not amish.
# God is our Heavenly Father. He loves us and wants us to return to Him.
# Jesus Christ is the Son of God. He is our Savior. He redeems us from death by providing the Resurrection. He saves us from sin as we repent.
# Through the Atonement of Jesus Christ, we can return to live with God if we keep His commandments.
# The Holy Ghost helps us to recognize truth.
# The first principles and ordinances of the gospel are faith in Jesus Christ, repentance, baptism, and receiving the gift of the Holy Ghost.
# The Church of Jesus Christ has been restored to the earth.
# The priesthood authority of God exists in His Church today, just as it did in the original Church.
# The Bible and the Book of Mormon are the word of God.
# God reveals His will to prophets today, just as He did anciently.
# Our life has a sacred purpose.
# Families can be together forever.
# Through serving others, we can experience joy and draw closer to God.
And not all mormons like Jello I find it pretty gross personaly! And we do have TVs and electricty. Were not amish.
Julie is a Latter-Day Saint or mormon and she goes to public school. She goes to church on sunday and practices her beliefs.
by Very Frustrated April 21, 2006
Get the mormonmug. 1. A religion that is no more and no less evil than others, but whose members are encouraged to donate as much as they can to homophobic causes. One member was so enthusiastic, he gave away the second 'M' of the very name of his religion and now all are known collectively as Morons.
In an attempt to make people forget that the church was founded on Polygamy, Mormons give money to prevent others from having the right to marry one person of their choice and have hence forth become a church of Morons.
by Don't Define Me August 15, 2009
Get the Mormonmug.