animalistic overwhelmingly slutty, a creature so hideous it hurts your eyes to look at. legs officially will not close due to significant partners. Typical moose traits include a somewhat bumpy area on the back of head, the head is usually tilted to the side so it doesn't miss feeding opportunities, and can hide the ashamed face of moose from other animals. Distinct sounds of arrogance. Schizophrenia, Neurotic, Insane, slut.
by Alexandria_Musialkiewicz August 19, 2009
-Look Billy Bob!! It's a moose!!!
-Oh Thurman, that's just Rina... Oh wait, I guess you're right, that is a moose!!
*syncronized laughter*
-Oh Thurman, that's just Rina... Oh wait, I guess you're right, that is a moose!!
*syncronized laughter*
by Not_A_Goat_Or_Hippie April 28, 2005
moose I luvyalots your featherwood lisa
by lisarath November 07, 2005
You: "Who wants to clean the house?"
Everyone else: "Moose."
...You are now stuck with cleaning the house because everyone else moosed.
Everyone else: "Moose."
...You are now stuck with cleaning the house because everyone else moosed.
by holytoledotech February 26, 2009
by imnotgodbutisurewishiwas November 09, 2008
The best dog that will ever live. He enjoys playing with milk bones as if they were alive and is really the whole family's pet. He can pass some serious gas and then just turn back and look at you as if you were the disgusting one. And Moose really loves the b***hes and will do anything he can to find them. Moose also does this cute head tilt when he is trying to figure something out like a noise or decide whether he should bark.
by 210940 February 06, 2010
verb. To throw something at someone, ideally a stuffed moose toy. To be used only when the person does something really annoying.
by Rhiana October 08, 2007