funky breath monsta

the power bequeathed upon a women's pussy, referring to the pussy as it's own entity...

You need to beware the funky breath monsta.

by Dr. sSinister December 3, 2009

bj moustache

Whilst your woman is giving you oral sex your pubic hair rests on her upper lip, giving the apperance of a full, lush, moustachio. The reason many men shave their pubic hair is to reduce the bj moustache effect.

Mid-Fellatio: You know what? You look good with a moustache.
-Now that's a bj moustache!

by Hlnahomey July 30, 2007

Moostache

The word you say when you run your finger in between the mouth and the nose, where a moustache would grow. You do this to someone just for fun.

Josh walked up to Jesse and ran his finger by his face while saying, "Moostache."
Robert walked by Josh and ran his finger by his face while saying, "Moostache."
Josh walked by Claudia and ren his finger by her face while saying, "Moostache."

by Josh Courtoreille February 6, 2007

moustache napkins

Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.

Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.

by dr. mark sugarman July 30, 2009

butt moustache

The patch of hair that rests directly above the small of a person's back.

Look at that guy's butt moustache!

by Matt Wheeler September 8, 2006

Moustache

Hair above the upper lip. And some thing all cool Buffalos have.

WOAH! look at the killer moustache

by buffaloshavemoustaches June 20, 2010

frosted moustache

cum shot between the upper lip and the nose, usually preformed in the month of december or january.

on christmas eve while sally was asleep, i proceeded to give her a frosted moustache.

by tyler brown, matt brown (aka chongo), and skylar salmen March 4, 2008