Yo Momma

God awful show on MTV in which brainless gits try to insult eachother. Wilmer Valderrama hosts.

"Have you seen Yo Momma?"
"Yeah, I think I lost 50 IQ points."

"Wilmer Valderrama just lost all of his cool points because he's on this stupid show."

by Kim Dr May 22, 2006

yo momma

a retort that is used alot at my school. it should have died out awhile ago but no.it stood firm. it is usually a shitty retort because the person cant think of a fucking thing.

yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the table it said to be continued!

yo mommas so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book!

yo mommas so fat when she fell off the bed she fell ouff both sides!!! looks somewhat like this. _I^I_ ( the ^ being the bed. i really suck at shit like that.)

by IM NOT FUCKING TELLING YOU MY NAME! January 14, 2006

yo momma

Means if someone says your ugly etc... that it is a smart comeback. It really just insults the persons mom.

Bully:"Your so ugly I can't even face that direction!!! "Ha,ha,ha!

Nerd: "Yo Mamma!!!

*Smack*

by AQUA16 May 13, 2005

yo momma

your mom, insult overused in the common highschool, middleschool, and any such place where kids are found

Kid 1 - What'd we do yesterday?
Kid 2 - Yo momma, it was very good, I strongly recommend it
Kid 3 - *falls over laughing*

(Yes, this is a real example i heard in one of my classes last week)

by Pyrolonewolf February 29, 2008

yo momma!

A random thing to shout when bored.

Dude: I'm bored.
Other Dude: So?
Dude: Yo momma!

by bobauly April 1, 2008

yo momma

Someone who is so fat that she has two area codes.

Yo mamma's so fat, I ran around her and got lost.

by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

yo momma

Funny jokes when someone tries to insult someone else by insulting their mother.

Yo momma is so stupid... when she became a bank robber, she held up the ATM machine at gunpoint.

by lunar shadows August 26, 2004