Mustang

The greatest car in the whole fucking world.

FBody faggot: My 94 Camaro is better than your 04 Mustang Cobra!

Mustang Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Stop bragging over a car that is made anymore. Please, go fuck your self.

by Chevy Hater August 13, 2006

Ford Mustang

an American classic muscle car that has been around since its smash-hit popularity in the 60's, the mustang is the pride of ford's entire line-up. ford mustangs used to be popular among guys, but over recent years, it has come to the appeal of many teenage girls across america, and now the mustang is just a little bitchy chick car since every 16 year old girl (and up) thinks they are cool as shit if they have a flashy car that everybody likes, even though probably 95% of girls that drive a mustang don't even know the first thing about what is under the hood besides an engine, and not even how big the engine is. most girls will just buy the basic v6 version of the mustang, because as mentioned earlier, the only important thing is that the girl has a mustang. it is very rare that you will see a girl driving her own mustang gt.

bottom line is that girls should stick to volkswagen beetles and pt cruisers and all the other chick cars out there. the mustang has always been and should be owned by the guy population, and it is a guy car. don't spoil it

Girl: "come on girls! lets roll to the mall in my new ford mustang! we'll be cruisin' in style!"

- 2 guys drive by in a chevy camaro ss -

guy 1: "damn did you just hear that girl? she has a mustang and shes treating it like it is a part of fashion"

guy 2: "yeah its a shame that such a great car has become a car for chicks to be posers with now."

by blue frame September 6, 2009

Ford Mustang

Like ass-holes.... everyone has one.

Man #1: There goes another Ford Mustang.
Man #2: Yep and there are only a few million more that are exactly the same. They are like ass holes, everyone has one.
Man #1: So very true

by MadSpleen85 January 10, 2007

mustang

will get owned by a Camaro, and for any of you ppl who think they "know the muscle era" youd know the Pontiac GTO is the first muscle car to unleashed out on the markey.

Mustangs will get pwned by any muscle car, especially the Camaro!

Id put my money on an AMC Gremlin than a Fucker Only Runs Downhill (ford) Mustang.

by James Lowe July 27, 2005

Mustang

A sporty car made by a unreliable manufacture that goes by the name of Ford. The mustangs best years were its earliest, and ever since then the model went down the shit hole. the only way a mustang stands a chance against anything is if it doesn't break down before it reaches the starting line. many mustang owners brag about how they can waste fuel economy cars such as the civic. in reality in an endurance race the mustang is left standing, and most imported cars with a couple of modifications to free breathing and exhaust would leave a mustang for dead in a twisty circuit, because muscle cars are designed to go in a straight line. all in all, for some it's still worth arguing, but when you get a grip on reality and realize that Ford makes both the mustang, and the Focus, all hope is lost.

A. Hey look at that mustang!
B. Where?
A. On the side of the road where else?
B. Yea I guess. It's also sporting a lovely cloud of smoke pouring out of the hood.

by jesus720 December 20, 2008

ford mustang

The ultimate chick car. Tall, boxy, and a puny CI motor putting out even worse to the rear wheels. Can give most economy cars a run for their money, other than that its for high school girls to cruise around with the top off.

Natalie just got a Mustang Gt, her parents didnt want to give her anything too fast.

by Jose April 22, 2005

Ford Mustang

often known as the tampon of the street scene cuz every pussy has one after the foxbody the mustang has evolved into a chick car with there 4.6 v8 i dont car if its a cobra or not there is no replacement for displacement

Lets go out and count how many ford mustangs we see today

by mc loven ur mom June 20, 2008