Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.

The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

Dirty Mistral

When you get one cider bottle and put it in your FUPA and then walk around the party telling everyone you have a stiffy.

Man that girl was so fun last night, she even did a dirty Mistral.

by Squirtledxckwitch August 30, 2020

The Mistress of Seduction

A game popular among the younger of the intelligence community. The game consists of 4 to 10 players of the same gender. You start by writing the names of people of the opposite gender(Usually In a relationship) on pieces of paper and you all take one at random. Once you have your name you have 72 hours (this time can vary) to sleep with (the goal can change) the last to succeed pays for dinner for everyone (can also change).

Let’s play “The Mistress of Seduction” for next weeks dinner.

by Charon1 December 4, 2020

silvas_mistress

The greatest and funniest moot that I have. She is so understanding and kind and listens to me. I love her.

silvas_mistress is the best.

by Kaiana September 9, 2021

silvas_mistress

silvas_mistress is one of the best anime tittokers and I love her

silvas_mistress the best.

by Kaiana September 10, 2021

well_mistress

well_mistress is one of the cutest/hottest people on TikTok she is literally the best

Have you seen well_mistresses new video?
Yeah I have she is so “cute”

by Sxshx February 24, 2022

Toe Mistress

A girl that you're only comfortable sucking toes for.
(does not have anything to do with the word mistress)
A good word, sexy, cute, and kinky

I called my girlfriend a toe mistress because I love sucking her toes.
hey toe mistress I want to suck your toes again
FYI I don't have a wife just my girlfriend

by GOD WORDPLAY January 15, 2023