by Mr Blinky April 15, 2022
"Yo dude, check it out, just picked up this beast, absolute steal, a 2009 gixxer 750 with only 20000 miles for a cool 10 bands. And he said he only laid it down once!"
"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
by plebican September 02, 2022
by Big Tutty July 11, 2023
The act of thrusting a dildo or buttplug in and out of one's anal cavity for sexual gratification; masturbating anally
Even though Jerrod is a str8 guy, that don't stop him from packing the missile from time to time, whatever floats his boat or plugs his hole.
I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.
I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.
by pandono September 12, 2011
A very well known TWP delicacy. A favorite or former graduates and TWP Elites Jer-Bear and AVS. Described as a cock shaped sandwich, it’s gushing with flavor ready to cover your face.
“Hey Jer-bear, how bout a nice salty meat Missile for lunch?”
“Yo AVS, I been dying to fill my mouth with a meat Missile, nah what I’m sayin!!”
“Yo AVS, I been dying to fill my mouth with a meat Missile, nah what I’m sayin!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon December 15, 2022
Cooze is slang for wet horny pussy; vagina.
A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
Barney: Have you met Tim? He's a total cooze missile.
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?
by CrystalBlonde69 April 29, 2012
The Missile Mk.II is the most powerful class of the Missiles. It is constructed by using the basic principals of joint smithing. You Take one rolling paper(preferably Zig-Zag) and apply 5grams of cannabis resin to the paper then add a thin sheet of tobacco on top. When shaped nicely, roll, when rolled take a poking device and pack each end of the jont down as far as possible without making it too tight or ripping the skin twist at one end and roach the other...Spark that Bad Boy and it'll blow you away!
Notes: Making Missiles is not for the amateur roller.
Rolling to tight will not allow a balls reek to come out.
Not for first time smokers- THEY WILL WHITIE!
Notes: Making Missiles is not for the amateur roller.
Rolling to tight will not allow a balls reek to come out.
Not for first time smokers- THEY WILL WHITIE!
by Scott Millar February 20, 2005