Mayo missile

Dick

Launching my mayo missile into your pelvic Canyon

by Mr Blinky April 14, 2022

Nigger Missile

40 ounces of malt liquor. Preferably colt 45 or olde english.

Tyrone and I was thirsty. So we stopped at the 7-11 to pickup some nigger missiles.

by Big Tutty July 10, 2023

moister missile

moister missile= another name for your penis

Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.

by Confuzem February 24, 2018

Pork Missile

A hotdog, typically served with ketchup, mustard, and onions after the 9th hole

“Hey Dave, are you hungry? Do you want to grab a Pork Missile after this hole?”

“Yeah Steve sounds great! I want onions on mine!”

by RealSlimBizzle July 24, 2022

Pregnancy Missile

Another word for penis.

I launched my pregnancy missile right into her vaginal cave!

by Mr. Reeder May 8, 2018

Missile Mk.II

The Missile Mk.II is the most powerful class of the Missiles. It is constructed by using the basic principals of joint smithing. You Take one rolling paper(preferably Zig-Zag) and apply 5grams of cannabis resin to the paper then add a thin sheet of tobacco on top. When shaped nicely, roll, when rolled take a poking device and pack each end of the jont down as far as possible without making it too tight or ripping the skin twist at one end and roach the other...Spark that Bad Boy and it'll blow you away!

Notes: Making Missiles is not for the amateur roller.
Rolling to tight will not allow a balls reek to come out.
Not for first time smokers- THEY WILL WHITIE!

"Awww Shaggy Man Dare You Roll A Missile Mk.II?" "Oh You Dam Right To The Balls..."

by Scott Millar February 20, 2005

Grizzle Missile

Ejaculation over an unshaved vagina.

"Dude, Sharon hasn't shaved for over a week. I totally had to give her the Grizzle Missile."

by J2da$ September 15, 2009