Mike

One of the most annoying and known trolls on Yahoo! Answers in the Polls & Surveys and occasionally the Religion & Spirituality section. He is known to answer every question with Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and Robert De Niro in cap locks. He asks multiple questions about a sex tape the three were in with Miley Cyrus and asks where he could find it and how it's possible that they all had sex at the same time. He would often ask questions saying that Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are at his house making too much noise making it impossible for him to fall asleep. He also often asks questions asking if Jack, Al and Robert are the best members of the band One Direction.
Mike's most asked questions:

"Where can I find the sextape of Miley Cyrus and Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro?"

"Is Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro the best members of One Direction?"

"Did Miley Cyrus like it when Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro had sex with her?"

"Is it true that Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro threw that water bottle at Justin Bieber at that one concert?"

"Who took Miley Cyrus' virginity first? Jack Nicholson or Al Pacino or Robert De Niro?"

"Robert De Niro farts in Jack Nicholson's and Al Pacino's soup?"

Mike's most popular answers:

"JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO AND ROBERT DE NIRO SAID YOU WERE BLACK!!!"

"JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO SAYS YES... ROBERT DE NIRO SAYS NO"

"JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO ARE MEANIES... ROBERT DE NIRO IS ONLY A LITTLE MEAN BECAUSE HE FARTS ON MY FACE BUT STILL HE IS LESS MEAN SO THATS NICE"

"DID YOU KNOW MILEY CYRUS HAD A SEX TAPE WITH JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO AND ROEBRT DE NIRO?"

"ROBERT DE NIRO FARTS IN JACK NICHOLSON'S AND AL PACINO'S SOUP AND MINE TOO"
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another way of spelling the name "Mikey"

(Mike - e)
"hey!, Mikee likes it".
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mikes are always the most annoying people you will ever meet, with self confidence issues and short tempers. they have no respect for others and prob believe in blue lives matter. fuck you, mike.
i just shoved mikes baseball bat up his ass
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A person who is apparently never invited.
Mike wasn’t invited to Kelvin’s wedding.
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An asshole who thinks he is the best, but isn't
I'm so awesome

No your a mike
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'miking' (ger. 'miken' ) is a common demand, used to tax someone with holding the ganja-candle a little too long. The critical limit of booting the gong is reached at about five puffs. It contains an inherent reference to pass the mighty kiss of Budda to the next person, most likely the accuser. Furthermore it's considered to be disrespectful to the Jah, at most rainbow journeys.

'miking' can be used conservatively as a verb (1) or as a noun ('Mike') (2).
(1) "Jo dude, Bobby is miking it again like a junk."
(2) "Buzz, sometimes you're such a Mike"
by Lord_Cool June 29, 2011
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