Mika

A sensitive bitch 🐶 that can’t take a joke. Likes to snitch and look good. The person who’s selfish for trying to look unselfish.

This girl is such a Mika.

by MP11 March 9, 2020

Mika

Mika is often a boy from Germany
He is skinny funny and loves all games aimed towards small children. For example pokemon Minecraft and Roblox Hes favorite game is the roblox version of fortinte becuse his computure is not good enough for the real fortnite. And he is often a nerd.

Omg hes such a mika

by SivertAWitch October 20, 2018

Mika

she is a total tomboy! all her friends are boys and never really fit in with girls. she has some friends with girls but when you want her to be truly happy send her to boys! she is super duper chill and fun. she is the sportiest girl you’ll ever meet and would love to go see a sports game with her. she is sometimes the biggest flirt/frecky girl you’ll ever meet she can also be a hoe tho so don’t get to attached!

yo mika let’s go to the cubs game -sac

bet! i call shot gun-mika
not if i beet you there ;) -sac

by skalyar dana April 13, 2020

mika jujus

niche term for when you are feeling a bit funky and weird in an inexpressible way

Dude: How are you?
Y/N: woke up feeling mika jujus so not very slay

by anonymous August 13, 2022

Mika

The most invincible/unkillable/uncircumcised cute weapon out there that takes the form of a yorkie. It is also relevant in fortnite.

I just got the legendary mika, so I'm ready for a 100 kill game solo!

by Greezee D February 5, 2019

Mika

a very funny person who is often dumb founded but a reliable friend.

Person A: "OMG! it's a MIKA!"
Person B: "Let's befriend them!"

by apersonsnameistaken December 26, 2022

Mika

the hottest girl in the world. usually has gorgeous brown hair and captivating dark eyes. probably the best looking girl you will ever see. not like a Antonio.

Ganda Rossi

boy: "oh look at mika she is so hott!"

girl: "lol i know i wish i was her." :(

by Alexandre-Folha-de-flandre May 22, 2019