|||mika|||

He’s so funny,sexy,nice,sweet and he can cook.This man could degrade me,choke me,call me slurs,step me and I would say thank you.I literally love him with all of my heart even tho he doesn’t loves me back,but idc I still love him.

everyone in |||mika||| ‘s server:stop simping for him whore, he only simps for Ada.
Me:Okay *still simps for him*

by Heylolllllllllllllllll April 25, 2021

MIKA

Someone who is a loves to sauce jock and fraud.

Stop being mika.

by Haterball99 August 14, 2023

Mika

The most invincible/unkillable/uncircumcised cute weapon out there that takes the form of a yorkie. It is also relevant in fortnite.

I just got the legendary mika, so I'm ready for a 100 kill game solo!

by Greezee D February 5, 2019

Mika

Mika is often a boy from Germany
He is skinny funny and loves all games aimed towards small children. For example pokemon Minecraft and Roblox Hes favorite game is the roblox version of fortinte becuse his computure is not good enough for the real fortnite. And he is often a nerd.

Omg hes such a mika

by SivertAWitch October 20, 2018

Mika

the hottest girl in the world. usually has gorgeous brown hair and captivating dark eyes. probably the best looking girl you will ever see. not like a Antonio.

Ganda Rossi

boy: "oh look at mika she is so hott!"

girl: "lol i know i wish i was her." :(

by Alexandre-Folha-de-flandre May 22, 2019

mika

someones son, who becomes a criminal, and plays roblox

thats my son mika!

by poonannylady October 27, 2022

Mika Speak

noun. The act of using multiple lines on Windows Live Messenger to convey a single message, as if the space bar doesn't exist. Trying to get attention.

Nicky:OMG
Nicky:gurl
Nicky:did
Nicky:you
Nicky:see
Nicky:that?
Dan:Girl you need to stop that Mika Speak, the space bar does exist.

by ladygagaisyourmom March 11, 2010