metalhead

A person who is an avid listener of Heavy Metal music.
Also extremely dedicated to the sub-culture which surrounds the music, which usually consists of;
* Drinking Heavily
* Destroying objects/property after drinking heavily
* Attending concerts or "gigs" of Heavy Metal bands, international or local
* Throwing ones head back and forth in an energetic fassion in time with the music
* Froming circles at concerts known as mosh pits
* Hanging with fellow followers of the metal faith and discussing/listening to Metal
* General disregard for the mainstream ala. Disliking "tools" such as Limp Bizkit, KoRn, Slipknot and others.

The average Metalhead is easily identified by other Metalheads, a Metalhead usually has a distinct "uniform" that he/she wears. it consists of;
* Long hair (usually past shoulders)
* A shirt which bears the logo of the wearers faviorate band (this peice is mandatory)
* Faded jeans, and on occasion leather pants
* A leather jacket
* An abundance of accesories, usually spiked wristbands ranging from small studs to inche long nails, "bulletbelts" and generally a many other metalic objects
* Tatoos and Peircings are not usually required but do help

A Metalheads life revolves around the music, and are generally aggressive folk because of their isolation, that is why the Metalhead has strong bonds with their metal breathern, usually picking a fight with a Metalhead will result in a tough scuffle, and is not recommended.

David: "Hey man, I just got tickets to the Slayer concert!"
James: "AWESOME!!"

by David May 20, 2004

meatshank

A penis, sometimes more specifically the shaft of the penis

My meatshanks never been the same since it got caught in the car door

by Inan December 1, 2006

Metaphorical Testicles

A slang term used by females in conjunction with the words 'suck my' to emphasize when they really don't give a f**k about a particular subject.

Girl 1: 'The Royal Wedding can suck my metaphorical testicles'.

Girl 2: '...'

by TheDreamMaster May 18, 2011

metalhead

(sry im leaving out many bands but i dont have very much time rite now...)

Listener of heavy metal...

not a pussy wanna be but the true follower of the music... not someone who listens to korn, slipknot(with the exeption of the earlier albums), limp biskit. but the bands tha the music was based on such as iron butterfly, to Black Sabbath, to the British new wave Iron maiden and judas priest, to slayer, then to the vast metal divide to the various death,black, doom, etc... catogories...

headbanger with pride who has the music running through his/her viens...

someone who wouldn't goto blink 182 concert

someone who died inside when Celine Deon covered 'you shook me all night long'

someone who doesn't do the chicken dance at october fest (vince niel stay true to the music my friend)

that pussy wanna be listening to korn... he thinks hes a metal head...

iron maiden fan... dude u fukin metalhead...

by Cravin Morehead May 13, 2005

metalhead

Anyone who listens to metal. Excluding Nu-Metal (KoRn, System Of A Down,Limp Bizkit etc)

Metalhead: *headbanging to The Trooper*
Prep: what the hell are you doing?
Metalhead: *Turns up volume*

Good Metal Bands:
Metal:
Iron Maiden
Slayer
Testament
Exodus
Megadeth

Power Metal:
Ronnie James Dio
Yngwie Malmsteen
Dragonforce* Kinda... Blatant ripoff of 80's powermetal
Hammerfall

Black Metal:
Mayhem
Beherit
Burzum
Emperor
Nile
Dimmu Borgir
Celtic Frost
Behemoth
Marduk

And Countless Others

by Brian Fucking Harder October 25, 2007

Merasha

such a swag sister. who loves cat a lot. and Shes pretty cool and she has nice hair and big eyes.

Idk how merasha is so beautiful.

by Hellooooooooootnd July 21, 2014

Metaslave

Someone who plays a multiplayer video game and refuses to use any weapons/characters/skills that aren't considered "meta."

Also known as Dylan Cardoso.

Wow... Mbappé is a really strong card, guess i´ll buy him with all my fifa points and be a metaslave.

by monkeyseemonkeydo123123 December 11, 2021