my bff! the only one that would get two coffes two states away at starbucks for me and her to drink 7 hours later,
the freindship bracelet master! the one who is getting me a gift every birthday and christmas she can count on! merry if your reading this its me myah! my loyalty will never break to you merryy, -meeeeeeeeee
the freindship bracelet master! the one who is getting me a gift every birthday and christmas she can count on! merry if your reading this its me myah! my loyalty will never break to you merryy, -meeeeeeeeee
merry: myah u SURE you dont want a trampoline?
me: *stutters uncontrollably* M-MERRY I WANT AN INSTANT CAMERA! NOT SOMETHING WORTH 500 DOLLARS!!!
me & merry laughing : merry:ill think on the instant camera then<3
me: *melts from feeling like a golddigger and a betrayer*
merry looking down at me: myah- 64 dolllars isnt that mu-
*faints from feeling horrible *
merry: ;~; - MOM CALL 911!!!!!!!!!
me: *stutters uncontrollably* M-MERRY I WANT AN INSTANT CAMERA! NOT SOMETHING WORTH 500 DOLLARS!!!
me & merry laughing : merry:ill think on the instant camera then<3
me: *melts from feeling like a golddigger and a betrayer*
merry looking down at me: myah- 64 dolllars isnt that mu-
*faints from feeling horrible *
merry: ;~; - MOM CALL 911!!!!!!!!!
by keep_smiling_queen September 26, 2020
Get the merry mug.The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round is when a guy sits in the center of your local kindergarten playground's merry-go-round while one of each female race stands around the circle naked and bends over ass facing inwards. The merry-go-round is then spun, which gives the man in the center a 360 degree view of all the asses around the world.
"Dude, my girlfriend let me ride the multi-cultural merry-go-round last night and I've never been the same!"
by Binkinater November 14, 2018
Get the The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round mug.What The Admiralty Above wants all Their Children to have when They share Fellowship with other Mariners.
First Mariner:
"Heavens to Jamestown, Jim... ain't seen You in Years! Where in hell have You been?"
Second Mariner:
"Me? I thought You were Lost, Louie... Man I'm glad to see You!
First Mariner:
"Well I didn't arrange this Reunion... must have been the Admiralty Above just Arranging a 'Merry-Time'!
"Heavens to Jamestown, Jim... ain't seen You in Years! Where in hell have You been?"
Second Mariner:
"Me? I thought You were Lost, Louie... Man I'm glad to see You!
First Mariner:
"Well I didn't arrange this Reunion... must have been the Admiralty Above just Arranging a 'Merry-Time'!
by Cap'n Coinkydink December 31, 2021
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Get the Merrying mug.Dedicated fans of the South Korean girl group MOMOLAND, also known as MGR. A single Momoland fan is a Merry, and multiple Momoland fans are Merries.
by sailormomoland July 27, 2021
Get the Merry Go Round mug.During Christmas, you find yourself under a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the other gender. You ejaculate on the same sex partner, and rub your dick on a pinecone.
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