meiserly, old man who has managed to save enough money and become very rich. comparable to Scrooge. Meiserstein is what rian wilmeth will slowly progress towards in his older age. known to trick unsuspecting paretns into borrowing large sums of money that they can never pay back, and then taking their youngest male child for sexual services inorder to be repaid.
also see muppet, porro, mupputo
also see muppet, porro, mupputo
little boy: "no mister meiserstein, my fathers debt to you has been paid off!!, he just needed the money for my momy's operation!!!"
porro: "well well well, it seems that you dont love your mommy very much now does it little boy?"
porro: "well well well, it seems that you dont love your mommy very much now does it little boy?"
by Angelica Willams May 23, 2004
Get the Meiserstein mug.A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.
1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!
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1. Ee looked at merself in the mirror to check mer hair before meeting mer friend who wanted to meet mer that evening.
2. To make sure the email was mers, ee merself had to log into the account.
2. To make sure the email was mers, ee merself had to log into the account.
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Get the merself mug.The fucking sexiest bestest man in town. He is the best friend you can ever have. He HATES to lose. ACTS LIKE HE HATES HIS BROTHER EVEN THOUGH HE TRULY LOVES HIM WITH ALL OF HIS HEART. PLAYS a lot of mobile games. HAS THE BEST DARK HUMOUR. MERWISE LOOKS AMAZINGLY YUMMY and can be mistaken as Mexican, white, or a Chinese gambler. HE LOVES TO FINESSE THE SYSTEM BY LOWKEY WINNING in ways you know he's done something behind the scenes but have no proof
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