merwise 

The fucking sexiest bestest man in town. He is the best friend you can ever have. He HATES to lose. ACTS LIKE HE HATES HIS BROTHER EVEN THOUGH HE TRULY LOVES HIM WITH ALL OF HIS HEART. PLAYS a lot of mobile games. HAS THE BEST DARK HUMOUR. MERWISE LOOKS AMAZINGLY YUMMY and can be mistaken as Mexican, white, or a Chinese gambler. HE LOVES TO FINESSE THE SYSTEM BY LOWKEY WINNING in ways you know he's done something behind the scenes but have no proof

DAM! STOP MERWISE YOUR YUMMY TUMMY

merwise by Mark Eun August 7, 2018

Merise 

A nice French male name.

Small wild cherry, which has been cultivated in spring.
Merise comes from the sea, it calms the waters with its beautiful singing.

Merise is a great friend, you could not stop admiring his long eyelashes, he has a nice personality, he is kind, affectionate and loving.
He tends to be shy at the beginning, but when he gains confidence he is a great conversationalist.
He has a great humor, he will most likely bring a smile to your face or make you melt to see him smile.

Why the hell is Merise smiling at anyone else but me? *drink tea* *fake crying* *fake crying*

Merise is so pretty, she's like cherry, too sweet to be about this world.

Thank you for being Merise and being so lovely. *crying with love*.

Merise by midnighttea August 27, 2021

Merisen 

To make yourself get up/ wake up

J: "You were so annoying this morning"

L: "Why?"

J: "You made me merisen!"

Merisen by Juleeslia January 3, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012