Melon Muncher

Juan

hi juan
nigger melon muncher faggot

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023

melon-balling

to thrust one's penis in between a woman's breasts to resemble intercourse. This word is used as a cleaner version of the word 'tittie-fuck'.

In pornos sometimes as foreplay or during intercourse, the men will begin melon-balling as a way to prolong the sexual activity.

by schwanka April 17, 2009

water melons

tits that look like water baloons

dude did you see her water melons

by rescue110 January 4, 2009

Hitler Melon

A computer animation mixed with real footage, showing Adolf Hitler eating a Watermelon. It can be seen on YouTube for example.

Dude1: OMG, did you see that video on YouTube of Hitler eating that Melon?
Dude2: Yeah it's called Hitler Melon.

by JackieQ July 8, 2009

multiple melon

When a group of boys microwave a melon, and all boys participating use the same melon to simulate sex.

- Yo! Ian, Patel, Robert, Stym and Sam all multiple meloned last night. Sick, right?
-- I knew those kids were messed up.

by JKJ June 23, 2007

melon dick

when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume

"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"

by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016

morning melons

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.

Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)

by CandyCup August 6, 2011