mega cumsplosion

A thing that happens when you have an erect penis. They can be small or fucking huge. When I say huge I mean 15 gallons of hot juicy semen. Enough to fill up a bathtub.
Holy shit! That was a mega cumsplosion!, ugh, no don- *gasps for air*, dont pull out, I like your sweet sticky hot juicy spicy tangy cum.
by pepisman June 24, 2021
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Mega Chonker

A cat or dog who's speciality is eating until they become a Mega Chonker they become very cute and fluffy but don't be sad when they die from obesity a week later.
Friend1: "Damn my dog is a Mega Chonker"
Friend2: "He cute but , you should put him on a diet bro"
by Pythonology April 19, 2020
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mega-wasserday

Blowing off work on a Friday and the last day of the month when your boss is out, just to completely fuck off all day; usually resulting in losing your job.
Brah, I'm taking a mega-wasserday. I ordered some gay porn last night and I still have 6 hours left on my rental and some anal lube left. wasserday
by Granuppie July 31, 2009
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Mega Bed

a combination of three or more beds that allows easy rolling from one side to the other.
“Hey roomies, wanna make a mega bed?”
by StinkyPete007 August 04, 2012
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Mega-asshole

One who is not just an asshole, but a MEGA-asshole.
Man, he is being such a mega-asshole about this.
by ^_~ November 23, 2004
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Mega-chad

The ultimate chad: the highest rank of chadliness one can achieve. It can only be obtained by dominating Clementine Lawson or the kids in my basement.
Kaitlyn screamed as Olleiei the mega-chad thrust his huge throbbing monster cock into her tight juicy vagina.
by g4ym4nhurst June 23, 2020
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mega-rrhea

diarrhea that is so powerful, explosive, and often times painful that it breaks all normal standards of fecal expulsion.
"I drank 30-pack of beast ice last night and boy do I have mega-rrhea"
by jenn December 10, 2004
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