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Maximus Noobius

The scientific term used for a noob.
I was playing Gears online and I totally murdered this maximus noobius. Victory is sweet!
by Jaded_Epilogue88 August 6, 2011
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nippus maximus

My nippus maximus seems to have poped this small childs baloon
by Guamily February 25, 2009
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Grumpious Maximus

A very Grumpy girl,
"Alyna is Grumpious Maximus"
by Keith Miller CSH March 21, 2010
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Tateus maximus

A Tatus maximus is a heroic legendary beast
that commonly roams the country of wales

It has the largest dick of any mammal

know to man

It has the appearance of a tanned child
commonly seen with a skateboard
One guy: dude i was fucking the rabbit in the woods the other night and i saw a tateus maximus
Second guy: bullshit man we live in Colorado that thing lives in wales or so dope place like that
by Junglebook kid December 29, 2010
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Maximus

A rarely occuring phenomenon that can contain alot of energy but has no authority and tends to hide away from view making it hard to find. When the phenomenon does occur its is only for a very short amount of time and then leaves for different reasons.

A person who is very whipped and controlled by their significant other and tends to forget those around it, causing it to fail on many of its responsibilities.
Dude your girlfriend has you whipped like a maximus.

Hey I here we may see a maximus tonight around 9.
by purple butterfly October 11, 2011
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Asshateus Maximus

In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.

In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.
PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.
by tha malcontent August 3, 2006
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Rufus Maximus

When a man fucks a woman who is doing a head-stand.
I turned that bitch upside down and gave her the Rufus Maximus.
by Tusitala August 17, 2009
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