Mathew Bagley

a young fellow who sits with his fat ass and plays pro skater 1+2 while jackin off with a cheese grinder and is always is trying to suck his own dick with his 2 centimeter defeater

in such flexible ways

Mathew bagley stop jackin off with yo two centimeter defeater ass

by Dr. Cuminstain March 26, 2022

Mathew Chavez

The most poopy nigga of West Berlin also lightskin

That Mathew Chavez is a real shit nigga

by Nigga sexy April 7, 2022

Mathew Robinson

Someone who critics someone else’s ability or knowledge, to a degree which becomes extremely annoying, even when the person they are critiquing has greater knowledge or understanding of said thing.

“Don’t go to the gym with him, all he does is judge your form, total Mathew Robinson”

“My Art teacher is such a Mathew Robinson”

by GKXD April 16, 2022

Luke Mathews

Best basketball player who could beat Steph Curry easily. He's also so attractive that girls are scared to look at him. If you ever meet Luke shake his hand and never wash it again.

Luke Mathews is really good at basketball.

by Master Lukum December 9, 2024

Mathew grieves

The man with the biggest dong

Dang look at what Mathew grieves is packing

by PiSlice December 27, 2024

Two-bit Mathews

Hottest character from the Outsider's. He has ultimate unspoken rizz.

gigachad two-bit mathews stan: bros absolutely stunning

by simpforyouuu December 2, 2022

Jolly Mathew

A legend, a king, a hero. This man will lighten up the darkest of days.

Born to be superior. Is the superior.

Oh my, he's so brave. He's probably a Jolly Mathew!

by Max Ingham April 4, 2024