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Mateo

A cute guy who loves to be touched by others, too underrated. should be known more. He looks at his two hubbies. loves to massage in different parts of body. His dick might be as large as a regular drumstick
is that Mateo?
by iousjguoiesrhouwh October 31, 2022
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Mateo and Cindy

POV: u meet a Mateo or a cindy and u become bestfriends on June 24!
Mateo: *walks around*
Cindy: *walks around too*
You: Hey!
Cindy and Mateo: Hello?
You: wanna be friends?
Mateo and Cindy: Sure!
by Dontaskmewhyimhere September 19, 2021
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Mateo

He typically goes by Teo and hates when people call him Mat.
He likes pretending that he's macho and a super dom. He's also secretly a furry and hates when people call him out for it. He's loud and he has many voice cracks.

Follow his meme page.
There goes Mateo... what a bagel.
by That'sOneVioletThing March 18, 2019
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Mateo Luka

Mateo Luka is a very big spast but he has a very perfect girlfriend and that is the only thing he can be proud of.
Hey that is Mateo Luka

- Whos that? His name sounds very stupid
by theLionKingggg November 22, 2021
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Mateo

Someone who is hot as fuck and is super cool,they also attend to have a really huge dick that other people.they have brown hair and hazel eyes.They are fun people to hang out with and they are also super cool.
Example:
"Look Mateo,he has a huge dick and is super cool'!
by Akiose November 22, 2023
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Mateo R

The most coolest and most gorgeous person you’ll ever meet. He has the best fits, best hair, and a winner’s smile. Those eyes shimmer when he spots something peculiar. Typ shi.
“I’ve seen Mateo R skating around.”

“Mateo R said your mixtape rips ass.”

Alex: “I fw wit Mateo R’s fit, nigga know how to dress.”

Jordan: “Fs, his highlights shine too.”

TEACHER: “Mateo, you haven’t turned in the assignment.”
by your_plugg_26 April 2, 2024
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Mateo

a stubby, aids ridden, treestump-lengthed cock having, more or less brain dead retard, especially if there last name is Garmendia. Did i mention the CHODE?
by agartha November 20, 2025
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