Mateo

Someone who is pretty and cute as fuck. You can trust this person with your life! Never have you met such a caring and sweet person. They are so amazing, and you'll never find someone like this again!

You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!

Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes

How grateful I am to have Mateo as a friend.
Mateo is so cute!

by mama_we-re_all_going_to_hell November 22, 2021

Mateo

Mateo is the name given to streetball legends. If you know a Mateo, be grateful to god that he put one in your way. Mateo is the natural predator of Pablos. Although Mateos are quite common these days, you can identify a real OG Mateo from the rest because he:
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.

-Has the freshest memes.

-Owns a dope spotify playlist.

Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.

- Damn, he drained a 3 on my face!
- What do you expect? he's a Mateo

by CLLDBU January 30, 2020

Mateo

Big dick. Like the biggest out of them all. Some might say that he has back genes

Look at Mateo , I wanna him to pound me

by Jeffy123010 November 21, 2021

mateos

A close friend or group of people who you are close to. It is a name you call them which is almost identical to the word “Mate” but with an extra “os” on the end. It is very respectful.

Pronnounciation: May-Toss

Damn, Mateos! That was awesome!

Hey, Mateos, can you pass the salt?

by TheRealStitch May 14, 2018

Mateo

Mateo is the name of a very fruity man.

Mateo’s love to explore and make things. They love hitting on their guy friends.

Person 1 -“Hey Mateo! What’s your plans for the day?”
Person 2 (Mateo) - “I don’t know boys, group hugs in the shower ?”
Person 1 - “You’re such a fruitcake”

by Sillygoose987 May 5, 2024

Mateo

Mateo is one of the best people you can meet, he is attentive and kind to all people, especially women, but every time he tries to enter into a relationship he gets hurt, in the same way he likes to make people laugh, he really likes to spend time with his friends and he takes great care of his friends although they almost always hurt him, if you ever know a Mateo do not miss him and get the best out of him.

Mateo is the best 😎

by Lokooooooo123 November 21, 2021

celina + mateo

a couple

omg, did u see celina + mateo?? actually no i didnt bc she usually runs away. Shes getting better at it

by NOTURMOMBAAHHAAHHA November 17, 2021