dry masturbation

Masturbating without any porn whatsoever.

"Dude...dry masturbation is hard as hell!!"

by c0ckzilla October 22, 2008

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Ego Masturbation

To not only stroke your own ego, but to do so vigorously.

Newb RE 5 game: " Oooo! A TRIcell computer! I wonder whats on it..."
Pro RE 5 player: "Oh that? Nothing but Wesker's Ego Masturbation."

by Werebereus June 28, 2011

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masturbation

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.

Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!

by Nick November 10, 2002

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The use of improvisational means to obtain sexual gratification in the absence of a partner.

Because the word "masturbation" sounds kind of boring, people have come up with an absurd amount of euphemisms for what is essentially sex without a partner.

I tried to look up "masturbation" on UD, but the constant use of euphemisms and the lack of a real definition drove me crazy.

by Anonymous debunker of myths October 16, 2009

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Masturbation

The act of pleasuring yourself. Self-sex, its like training for actual sex.Jacking off.

For a man stroking, rubbing, or even slapping the erect penis, for a women, rubbing the vagina with the two front fingers, or even lodging a penis shaped item such as a dildo in it.

There are terms such as;

Buff the Bananna
Spank the Frank
Stroke the one-eyed snake
beat the meat
Hold your sausage hostage
choke the chicken
Rub the Robin
Box the cock
Invade your pants with a five fingered army
Crank the Shank
Crown the King
Fondle the Fig
Jerk the Gerk
Tug the Tiger
Hand to Gland Combat.

As for women;

Vagina Dj
Taco Handshake
Play the Clitar
shuck the oyster
pressing the escape button
Tapping the keg
cleaning your fingers
the two finger tengo
ect

I just love the art of masturbation, it feels amzaing!

by The KockKing May 27, 2011

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