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Alf mask

When you get down between a guy's legs and pull his scrotum up to make a mask, using his penis as the nose. Resembles Alf from the 80's tv show.
I love to use Jeremy's junk as an Alf Mask and sniff his underballs.
by Feetsoup March 23, 2018
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ski mask beast

Ski mask beast is used to define Austin wokock, aka my boyfriend. He is mean to me sometimes but always makes up for it. Get yourself a goated austin
Oh my gosh! Did you see ski mask beast being mean to his girlfriend?”
by WankoffbobRoss June 6, 2020
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Cup and Mask

The act of positioning your hand over your anus and proceeding to fart then applying the cupped hand onto an unsuspecting victims mouth and nose and holding it there steadily for a minimum of 5 seconds.
Mikey held down Teddy while John snuck up and cup and masked him.
by Eric mike n john May 13, 2005
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chocolate teabag bandit mask

When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.
Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.
by Chewbacca Bears September 4, 2006
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Maksym

He is a person with the powers of god.

If anyone is thinking about fighting a Maksym.

Think Twice.
Maksym is Very Scary Up in person
by Always watching you September 8, 2020
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Maksim

Peak male performance. Literal perfection. Good at everything. Epic. Occasional hate crimes, but that's okay. Def a real one, no denying that. Not lonely at all, I promise, he's NOT lonely. Chad. HAS FRIENDS SHUT UP JADEN. Wanted in fourteen different countries. Alpha male.
Maksim is the most amazing person I've ever met.
by dababysupersecretaccount April 26, 2021
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Afghani Gas Mask

A sexual act in which a male gives his partner a tea bag, one testicle in each eye, and proceeds to fart in his partners mouth.
Ronny thought giving his ex-girlfriend an Afghani Gas Mask would be funny...till she died.
by Nicolae Shoryuka November 27, 2007
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