Mario RPG

the best video game ever.

person 1: I love mario RPG
person 2: it's better than sex

by Tom Perry May 17, 2006

Mario kart

a game that will leave you with one friend less

Chad: THE BLUE SHELL IS UNFAIR, I WANT A MARIO KART REMATCH
Fred: YOU'RE JUST A SORE LOSER
Chad: *punches fred

by SuperM789 January 1, 2019

Super Mario

The star of Super Mario Brothers. An icon to gamers worldwide.

He takes shrooms and gets beefed, saves the princess, gets laid, and goes home to fix household plumbing systems.

Mario's a drugged-up, pimped-out plumber.

by Didda Tinkle November 18, 2006

hotel mario

Hotel Mario is a game made for the ill-received CD-i game system that has been used in recent years to create "Youtube Poop," a phenomenon that uses bits and pieces from Hotel Mario and the Zelda CD-i games to comic effect.

"...And YOU gotta help us!"

"I hope she made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!"

"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK"

"Didja bring a light?"
"No..."

"It's hard to see through the clouds! I hope we can get ridda them. Get the hint?"

"It's been one'a those days..."

--From HOTEL MARIO

by That one dude... May 30, 2008

Mario Rimjob

Driving a hot wheels car around the sphincter while following with your tongue.

She can't stop thinking about that Mario Rimjob she gave last night.

by XGiggler January 10, 2017

mario herpes

The storm cloud in Mario Kart Wii which shrinks the user and can be passed between cars simply by bumping into each other.

Shit, I thought it was cool driving with Peach, but all I ended up with was last place and mario herpes.

by Biggie Smalls for mayor February 21, 2009

Mario Party

Video game that ruin friendships.

David: Hey did you hear about what happened with Carl and Logan.
Jacob: Yeah. They're not friends anymore because Logan stole Carl's star in Mario Party.

by Iceman356 September 30, 2019