Manflakes

The flakes which appear on a man's penis after unprotected sex as a result of dried vaginal fluids

Girl: OMG do you have an STD???
Guy: No those are manflakes. I lied when I said I was putting a condom on

by HotBabyCarlos February 7, 2010

man of culture

n. a person (typically male) who watches/likes hentai (Japanese animated pornography).

You like Doki Doki Majo Shinpan?
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

by CrazyUrbDicDawg May 19, 2022

manfriend

A prefered male partner

Natasha has a manfriend named Igor. Hopefully, they will keep it rated 'G' .

by ldsfjoakdfjda December 28, 2005

manofdirt

the sexiest block of dirt to ever exist. constantly tells people to touch “the dirt” meaning himself. he is a tiktoker who flirts with all of his fans. he blew up for lying about using world edit and ever since has made thirst traps. also known be these names: mr. dirt, dirty man, dirty trash man, daddy.

instead of touching grass, i chose to touch manofdirt.

by maidgirl June 30, 2021

Madoff scheme

An unusually large Ponzi scheme, such as the $50 billion scheme Bernie Madoff operated.

Madoff's Ponzi scheme was so large, we can't even call it a Ponzi scheme. We call that a Madoff scheme.

by Apollo Jefferson July 16, 2011

manaflage

The principle of camouflage applied to concealing management incompetence.

The pretense of management.

The illusion of expertise that management types create to disguise uselessness. The result being as uncomfortable stasis.

Manaflage is characterized by excessive pointless meetings, undecipherable powerpoint presentations, vision statements, smart attire such as expensive suits and company wide communication punctuated with vapid catchphrases.

"Those management fuckers are totally useless but they manflage us into believing their horseshit every time."

"Man the CEO is an egotistical cunt and talks absolute bullshit but everyone loves it. Great manaflage!"

by SmarterThanYou2 October 20, 2011

manflake

A man who vomits talking points from the men's rights movement in response to posts about abuse against women.

The local council posted about financial abuse against women and Alan replied "so it's OK if a woman does it to a man?"

Alan is a manflake. Don't be like Alan.

by Anonald November 28, 2019