Person who cannot have one night stands, after the night in question they must txt and fall in love with the person they slept with even if their rank.
by PMR July 10, 2004
A Chink Muppet can be alot of fun to have around but they are a person who can never be trusted. Once a Chink Muppet is in your house, KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED!! If you are somewhat of a cool, funny, talented, smart and/or good looking person, the Chink Muppet will quickly begin to see themselves as an inadequate human being. These feelings are 100% valid. To combat these feelings, the Chink Muppet will attempt to remove objects from your house and leave them in your back lane. Some favorite objects to remove from your house include: your guitar; your dishes(clean or dirty); your girlfriend. ***!!!BEWARE OF CHINK MUPPET!!!***
"Chink Muppet! You stole my full pack of cigarettes again! And why the fuck do you keep putting all my wine glasses on top of my neighbors tent trailer??! Amy? ...Hey baby... you there.... ?...DAMN YOU CHINK MUPPET!!"
by exfriendly August 03, 2009
A bitch that was born in the gutta and got a nerve that is in her asshole that makes her feel like the fucking world owes her a whole lot..... Fucking Guttamuppet bitches....
by Punkin love February 19, 2017
sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.
we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
A complete and total loser who spends his or her days jerking off to anime porn whilst eating potato chips and smearing the grease all over themselves. It is also a fat, lazy fuck with gravy stains all over his or her shirt who watches TV all day.
Clem wouldn't come out his room all day because he was whackin it to DBZ reruns; he is thus an ass-muppet
by DJClue77 April 21, 2006
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by valerieC December 14, 2012