mississippi hickey

During a rape, the rapist bites a chunk of skin out of the victim's cheek. The bleeding red wound is known as a "mississippi hickey".
Cape Fear, 1991:
Max Cady: "Got you now bitch!"
Rape Victim: "Oh no! A mississippi hickey!"
by Beebs Bernstein September 30, 2006
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mississippi mudslide

aka Santers stocking....... An unfeasonably large poo only generated by a panting fat man or seasoned arse bandit. usually left sat in the toilet bowl after flushing resembling a crumbled hillside or on rare occasions a dirty xmas stocking.
i would'nt go in there chief, some fat fuckers left a mississippi mudslide!!
by cleaveland steamboat November 28, 2009
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Oxford, Mississippi

The best place on EARTH, besides the playboy mansion and Chatanooga, or some place in europe where u can drink at any age.
1. Dude, Oxford, Mississippi is the best F$%kin place on earth!
2. Dude, my nuts are on fire!, LETS GO to Oxford Mississippi.
3. Oxford, Mississippi is the bomb.com!
by 00FatWHitey March 28, 2005
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Mississippi mouthwash

When u steal a friends cup and gizz or urine in it and they unknowingly drink it..best used on haters or people u cant stand..
He may have slept with my girlfriend but i got the last laugh with the mississippi mouthwash..
by unionstar702 June 13, 2010
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Mississippi College

-A Christian University
-Full of Hypocrites
-A Bubble that contains you for 4 or more years of your life because they built a sucky law school in the ghetto.
-You can't have sex on campus so the students are forced to do it in cars which isn't any fun at all.
Roommate:"Will you hold my bible for a sec?"
Me:"As long as it doesn't burn me."
Every student that I see at the bars comes knocking on my door asking if I am saved.
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Mississippi Handjob

When you have anal sex with a girl/guy and finish by getting a footjob because their hands are too busy holding the meth pipe.
Sis gave me the ol Mississippi Handjob since her hands were too busy with finishing up pa.
by Jimmy RJ Lennon February 24, 2014
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Mississippi Clip-On

A sexual act where a man performs sex with a condom on, ejaculates into the condom, and tapes the used condom on the throat of his woman looking like a clip on tie.
I can't believe that guy I hooked up with the other night gave me a Mississippi Clip-on, what an asshole.
by USCREAMman March 17, 2011
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