Mowing the Lawn

The act of tossing someone's salad (giving a rim job) while wearing braces, therefor cutting their butthole hair as you pleasure them.

Jacob loves it when Mollie starts mowing the lawn in the middle of a long bus ride.

by JONGaCONGi July 8, 2012

Mowing the Air

Made popular by the Canadian sitcom, Trailer Park Boys. When someone is mowing the air, they are disregarding the task at hand in order to have fun or do nothing instead.

Matt: Hey Jack have you finished that chem homework that is due in two days?

Jack: No dude, I've been mowing the air so hard today, it's ridiculous.

by iTaterBud May 18, 2011

lemon meringue pie

It's like a cream pie, but instead of shooting semen into the vagina, its urine.

I lemon meringue pied my girlfriend last night.

by BIGGYBIG99 March 22, 2010

Meningitis

It's where you like men, not vaginas.

"Rick is not just gay, he has meningitis."

by Obamalikesdik August 11, 2009

Mewling Dog

Dave Lane of the crane

I'll duel him and him and him and him and him oh no no more duels

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

mewinator

One who mews way too much for their own good.

linda: hey
connor: MEW MEW MEW
linda: mew?
connor: mew mew mew mew mew pew mew pew
linda: mewie?
connor: I ARE THE MEWINATOR. PEW MEW PEW PEW MEW MEW PEW

by artiphactz December 24, 2007