Mary
“Hey who’s that hot stuff?”
“That’s Mary. Rumor has it that she signed a chastity pledge at age 1.”
“Damn.”
“That’s Mary. Rumor has it that she signed a chastity pledge at age 1.”
“Damn.”
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Mary
She will fuck you up in a instant if you touch her, smell her hair, sing “ Mary Had a Little Lamb“ because obviously the bitch ain’t got no lamb , and most importantly DO NOT SAY NIGGA OR ADD A H TO IT IF YOUR WHITE around her but besides that she’s funny amazing and the best person you can trust with a secret or trust that she will beat somebody up if needed don’t mess with Mary she’s scary but also caring, she could be your best friend or your worst enemy so watch out.
Mary by A_real_blackie_ July 17, 2019
Mary
Shes the girl that you grew up with that took care of that bully for you in the fourth grade. As such, you are obligated to be her friend for life. Shes wild and crazy but not in the way that really smart or creative people are. You are the most adventurous person in her world because you always take her on hiking trips at least 100 miles from any city or town. Most of her ideas and opinions are a cause for concern. This is ok because she had her license revoked, has never held a job, and is not allowed near children. She has 30 cats. Marys are typically not physically harmful and are usually agreeable but are also very open to suggestion. Never get more than one Mary together in the same 100sqft space. The number one concern of any friend of a Mary is reddit. A Mary should always be monitored by someone but this is not an easy thing to do. When left unattended, a Mary will instinctively logon to reddit. This is not usually a problem but for reasons unknown to science, a Mary is able to signal to other Marys about the login. Help save reddit and monitor your Mary.
Mary
Some ratty whore who steals guys from everyone.
She enjoys annoying people older than her.
She doesn't know the definition of mature.
She also needs to stop trying to get all the attention.
AKA DRAMA QUEEN
She enjoys annoying people older than her.
She doesn't know the definition of mature.
She also needs to stop trying to get all the attention.
AKA DRAMA QUEEN
Person 1:Hey where's Mary?
Person 2: She's fucking Gigi's boyfriend over there
Person 1: Why would she do that?
Person 2: Because, SHE'S MARY!
Person 2: She's fucking Gigi's boyfriend over there
Person 1: Why would she do that?
Person 2: Because, SHE'S MARY!
Mary by yes.no1818 January 6, 2013
Mary
Name given usually to catholic girls/women. Although the name denotes purity, they are usually the skankiest whores around. Women with this name usually have a sweet shell which is only hiding the snake within. Usually homely and not very pretty to look at, Mary's are very good at changing their personalities depending on who they are with. Women with this name cannot be trusted and should be kicked in the genitals at first sight.
-Hey, who's that girl with your boyfriend?
-We're not dating anymore. And that's Mary, she whored her way into his bed last night.
or
-Wow, look at that slut dancing on the bar. She's kinda ugly, I bet her name is Mary.
-We're not dating anymore. And that's Mary, she whored her way into his bed last night.
or
-Wow, look at that slut dancing on the bar. She's kinda ugly, I bet her name is Mary.
Mary by drdoonlittle July 14, 2012
Mary
A cocky little brat that you just have to love. Shes smart, kind and perfect. She has a protective mom and two spoiled little sibling brats who will never be as good as her!
Wow, she wont stop reading, she must be a Mary.
Her sisters are annoying, she must be a Mary.
I want a Mary.
Her sisters are annoying, she must be a Mary.
I want a Mary.
Mary by katkittensveronica November 16, 2018