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MAGA-Phone

The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.
"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"
by Free-Dumb November 6, 2020
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MAGA-mong

Someone who is totally and irrationally devoted to Trump and the MAGA movement.
My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?

My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
by Timzyx February 23, 2024
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MAGA

A cult of brainwashed people who think that good people are bad, evil people are cool, lies are true, science is fake, magic is real, abusing those weaker than you is strength, love is weak, and hate is power.
Do these sick MAGA cultists really want to annex countries and still think they're 'one nation under god' and 'land of the free'? GTFO.
by rockstar gamer March 16, 2025
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MAGA Reich

A political cult-like "brand" of people created by Donald- 6 Johnny -6 Drumpf -6 = 6 6 6,(original German surname as signed at Elis Island by Donald's Grandfather who had ties to the Nazi party). The "MAGA Reich" party are not Republicans, they are a branch of a strict type of religious, non religious, mega conservative "do as I say, not as I have done or what I am doing" type of people. They repeat lies that their former 45th twice impeached President speaks at rallies. Trump is currently found guilty in three trials, two for rape and one for 36 counts of theft. Three jury's were hand picked by Trump and his attorney's. Trump a/k/a Drumpf was still found guilty and awaits sentencing. His MAGA Reich still find Trump innocent and believe every lie Trump states as a fact are all lies and verified as lies.
The MAGA Reich crowd believe the lies Trump tells.
by BCADGE August 14, 2024
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Red Maga Hat

A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.

The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!

And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023
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MAGA Mole

Someone that verbalizes and signals their democratic leaning but are actually closest MAGAs that love guns, camping, and sporting unblazoned red MAGA coloured caps.
Hey John, you constantly spew democratic rhetoric at me but in real life you are a closeted MAGA, you are way too handy on the gun range, love your Patriot Campers, constantly wear flannelette shirts and sport a blank MAGA coloured cap. What gives, bro? Henceforth you will be known as Jonald Trump the MAGA Mole.
by JimBim2 December 18, 2024
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MAGA the Gathering

US representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, both for the unfortunate coincidence of her initials to the popular card game Magic the Gathering, and her solid right-wing stance at the expense of reason and common sense
What fresh nonsense has MAGA the Gathering been promoting lately?
by BornBlitzed April 7, 2025
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