So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.
Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
by its Ike baby February 11, 2019
Get the long distance lurkingmug. A lurk link is a link to someone's myspace profile, for the purpose of whoever you are talking to being able to see who you are talking about. This is widely used in instant message conversations and myspace
Darin was telling me how saggy this girl was, and I didn't understand until he sent me a lurk link.
dudeman1: Dude this chick is saggy
mandude2: lurk link, dude.
dudeman1: http://wwwhatever
mandude2: sag city, man.
dudeman1: Dude this chick is saggy
mandude2: lurk link, dude.
dudeman1: http://wwwhatever
mandude2: sag city, man.
by Jake Shaw January 4, 2009
Get the lurk linkmug. by yubviub May 15, 2018
Get the lurkmug. Man i was at starbucks again and that asian barista was being a lurking lingerer again, she mad me so uncomfortable i left the store without my coffee.
by Dan The Dish June 25, 2010
Get the Lurking Lingerermug. As you can see, he is not a part of the team, but he insists he is. This is called Delusional Lurking.
by Stinky MP September 15, 2025
Get the Delusional Lurkingmug. - They're lurking again. What are we supposed to do to get them to actually speak?
- Ping them?
- Bad idea. It never works. They just lurk and lurk and lurk. I wouldn't be surprised if they know more about this chat then we do.
- Ping them?
- Bad idea. It never works. They just lurk and lurk and lurk. I wouldn't be surprised if they know more about this chat then we do.
by Miserable Instrument January 19, 2025
Get the lurkmug. 