your local old man

That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc

Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

Loal

(sounds like goal)
1. An offshoot of lol sometimes used to poke fun at someone who says lol too frequently, or to express more laughter than a traditional lol.
2. A verbal translation of the acronym lol. Sometimes used to poke fun at people who chat too much or use net speak irl.

1.
WillyPete: hahah owned xgamer!
Xgamer:I freakin spilt coffee on my nuts right as you threw that grenade! LOL
IMSOEZ:lol!
Imsovet:LOL!!
WillyPete:LOAL!!!

2.
Person A:"Dude i totally pwned like 100 newblies last night."
Person B:"O-M-G, LOAL!"
Person A:"...Shut up."

by Turkey151 January 14, 2008

localesed

What you get if you type the word 'knackered' into a mobile phone with pre-emptive text.

(This is an exchange of text messages)
Dave: Are you coming down to breakfast?
Fred: In a bit, I'm localesed

by Feek May 5, 2006

LocalAdmin

A terrible, horrible, yucky yucky, no good, very bad Minecraft player who is infamous for loving anime and furries.
He also is widely known for sweating a lot and sleeping 12 minutes every fortnight.

MrDansku: Yooo, LocalAdmin is the HvH god!

by yonen likes men February 17, 2020

Lakota Local Schools

A country schools in the middle of no where. Where the whole school is full of “country boys” who are not even country boy, but call themselves country boys to make themselves look cool. They’re more dicks than actual country boys. And then there’s “gangsters” that are not even gangsters and are wannabe gangsters that would fight anyone there if you’d look them straight in the eye thinking they’re scary where in reality they’re just fools. There’s then lot of blue haired he/she that don’t know what gender they are. They have to keep searching if they’re a girl or boy, but they’re too lazy so they just stay in between.

Scary right? You haven’t even seen half of it. The best thing about their school is that their teachers are cool … kind of sort of not. There’s then students getting it on in the locker rooms. What a nice fit in Lakota! A school so full of their pride and thinking any of their sports programs has a chance at state. Their basketball, football, baseball, softball, and volleyball is a joke. The only good sport they have is Bowling and you can get Varsity so quick; quicker than your dad finishing in you- can’t finish that.

Welcome to Lakota where there’s tons of Gavins spelled differently, things going on in the locker, and stupid students. Tons of wannabe country boys, tons of wannabe gangsters, and tons of no wining sports programs. A school where their athletic director is a creep and was fired from another high school because of a thing that happened.

Some random girl:“Lakota Local Schools is awesome!”

Some random dude: “No it’s not.”

by ehhhwhatsup August 27, 2021

loal

corrupted version of "lol"

copyright (c) damiangradius

:eat:

by davvowl May 13, 2005

Local hoe

Someone you were friends with when you were younger, then they stared hoeing around with older guys. You highkey hate them but you don’t want to drop them as a friend because they’re mentally unstable.

Person 1: Why are you still hanging out with Stacy?
Person 2: Oh she’s just my local hoe, I’m not sure what she would do if I stopped.

by BananasJustHaveAWeirdTexture May 4, 2018