Meat loafing

When you take the last, sloppiest girl at the bar home to fuck.

Man, I had no choice, I was meat loafing last night.

by Axon January 17, 2015

loafing the mule

A male masturbating

"Yeah man I didn't hook up with that girl last night, so I ended up going home and loafing the mule"

by stu2.0 February 3, 2010

Tele-loafing

The act of being physically located at your computer in your office, cubicle or other workplace, but wasting time on your office computer on personal matters as if you were at home. It is the opposite of tele-commuting or tele-working.

Mary was so proud of herself about how she got so much done at the office today, updating her facebook page and all. It was another productive day of tele-loafing.

by Scroh April 25, 2009

Loafing

To soddomize yourself or another with a frozen loaf of bread.

(guy 1)hey im going to the freezer to get a loaf. (guy 2) you can count me out if you'r going to be loafing yourself. Or "Go loaf yourself"

by Euan bis February 21, 2009

lodding

Making up a definition

The kid is lodding by making up a word

by Dabomdtcom June 29, 2015

Leading Statement

A leading statement is similar to a leading question in that it makes an open ended or attention grabbing statement to influence a person to think a certain way or do something. A common use of this is in article or thumbnail clickbait, where a leading statement is used to imply something else.

That Youtuber has a very clickbait-y, leading statement as his title.

by Nutmeg??? November 9, 2018

louding

the act of being loud

i was loling louding while talking to a friend.

by megmeg1 April 17, 2011