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Abraham Lincoln High School

A performing arts high school located in the Rose Garden, a suburb in San Jose, California.

Home to the national renowned drama and dance team (BITCO and Convertibles)

Has surprisingly high test scores, considering how ghetto the students are.

Notable alumni -

Courtney Bryan, NFL player for the Miami Dolphins

Megan Dirkmaat, 2004 Summer Olympics silver medalist; Rowing

Anjelah Johnson, comedian best known for her work on MAD TV

Bud Ogden, NBA player for the Philadelphia 76ers

Ralph Ogden, NBA player for the San Francisco Warriors
Student 1: Hey where do you go to High School?

Student 2: I roll wit all meh homies ova 'n Dana Avenue. You feel me, bro?

Student 1: You mean Abraham Lincoln High School?

Student 2: No shit sherlock.
by Switch' January 8, 2012
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lincoln log

big old turds, so solid you could stack them.
by Abraham June 30, 2003
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latin lingo

Kind of language use by Latin Americans, which comes from bend american english and mexican (mainly) spanish. Main area of use is south of USA.
Songs: 'Latin thugs' and 'Latin lingo' by Cypress Hill and 'Caress me down' by Sublime
by ziemaican February 25, 2007
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Lincoln tunnel

The gaping orifice that results from vigorous anal sex with a well-endowed partner
Don't go out with Andre! That boy Lincoln Tunneled me!
by Free rides on the KAB November 12, 2005
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linoleum knife

The weapon of choice of the band Mastodon, featured as the band at the beginning of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.
"If you make out here I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a ... linoleum knife."
by c gizzel May 2, 2007
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Lincoln Continental

The car that is commonly known as the pimp-ride alternative to the cadillac.
by Jacob May 6, 2004
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Lincoln High School

A high school located in southwest Portland, Oregon near downtown. Is 40% Jewish, 30% Buddhist, and 30% Christian and/or other. If you're not Russian, Korean, or originally from Canada, you're a minority. The median income for families whose kids attend Lincoln is $100,000 and many live in mansions. Needless to say, these kids love skipping school to go shopping downtown, yet still manage to pull off straight A's.

Fun fact: Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons attended Lincoln.
I went to Lincoln High School. I never went to class yet graduated with a 4.0 and got a $10,000 scholarship to Lewis & Clark. How I love being AZN!
by RiseUpPortland October 26, 2009
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