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Lawyer

Someone who studies or practices law, usually a member of the legal profession as either a solicitor or barrister. Very often the better lawyers are involved in fighting for Human Rights and Civil Liberties in courts and the academic kind often researches to find out what effects laws are having on real people.

Often insulted by people who don't know how hard work it is and how much the authorities and corporations would trample over their rights if lawyers and the law didn't exist.
Alistair Vigier is trying to change the legal industry... by making lawyer memes...
by Bella45345 April 3, 2022
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Lawyer Loyalty

To use the same defense lawyer for every time you have a run in with a law
by Heyitsj000 March 25, 2019
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oj’s lawyer

what you say when you’re caught in a lie.. like a little helper
“yall always think i’m lying, gonna make me call oj’s lawyer
by Saucedawg January 5, 2022
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Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury
Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops
by KorokDude August 25, 2023
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A Lawyer's Grief

Her son developed a form of schizophrenia... But wait! Schizophrenia doesn't usually develop until their 20s!
Hym "You did it again and your kids got murdered for it AGAIN and it lead to ' a lawyer's grief.' He probably knows who I am. That's why he's grieving. This is not the natural consequences of the things I have done. You are doing this to avoid being wrong. That IS the natural consequences of the things you're doing. THIS is an aberration."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
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Space lawyer

A space lawyer is one that will argue every point of space law same as a sea lawyer or “add place here “ lawyer
“Toby is such a space lawyer , I just want to play the game but he’s arguing about rules again”
by Icepik86 December 14, 2022
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lawyer dogged

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer
Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged
by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023
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